Une vision amusante de la situation de John dans a Very SPN christmas par
BlueIrisChild Care for the Single Hunter/ParentSummary: It's not like leaving the boys in that motel room for Christmas was John's first choice. Crack of the telephone variety.
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Dialing Manning, Colorado
:ring:
"Daniel, it's John Winchester. I was thinking, life is too short to hold grudges, y'know? Just out of curiosity, do you have a spare room in your Unabomber cabin? No? Well, a large closet would do."
:click:
Dialing Blue Earth, Minnesota
:ring:
"Pastor Jim? John. I know you get stuck with the kids a lot, but hey, you only work one day a week, right?"
:click:
Dialing Lincoln, Nebraska
:ring:
"Caleb! Good to talk to you. Look, you might think that a thriving gun-running business is all you need to be happy, but let me tell you, buddy, Christmas isn't Christmas without kids around...You have kids, you say? What do you mean, they'll ask questions?...Mm-hmm...Uh, thanks for the offer, but never mind. I don't want my boys exposed to that environment."
:click:
Dialing Harvelle's Roadhouse, Nebraska
:ring:
"Ellen, it's John. So, how's widowhood treating you? Yeah…uh-huh…Listen, Ellen, Bill said that you always wanted Jo to have brothers, so I had this idea…"
:click:
Dialing Broken Bow, Nebraska
:ring:
"Hello, No-Tell Motel? I'm calling to inquire about your policy on unaccompanied minors."
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Jesus can walk on water, but Dean Winchester can walk on Jesus.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool John Winchester once and he will fuck you up.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Sam Winchester killed the cat.